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The Talkin' Headline Blues #167

from Music Vomit: 2016 by Andrew Francis

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week's topic: Phat Dope.
Read more here: www.musicvomit.net/2016/04/14/phat-dope-talkin-headline-blues-167/

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My struggle with sensitive skin
Model in ad deemed 'unhealthily thin'
Obama admits worst mistake
Obese dog loses half his body weight
I read it all in just one day

Why Trump is lying low
Teacher arrested after viral video
Confessions of an airport thief
'X-Men' actress welcomes baby
I read it all before one hour was complete

'Nuns' grow medical marijuana
The new green gold of Africa?
Bidders lining up for Yahoo
Spain's answer to Tom Cruise?
I read it all before one minute was through

'Green makes you look fat'
Need a job? Cuddle wombats
Legendary coach's son resigns
Hillary's New York subway joyride
I read it all while one second flew by

Well, 24 hours in a day ain't much
And after 60 minutes an hour's used up
The second hand don't take too long
To tick and tock 'til a minute's gone

So you gotta be sure you ain't a-wasting your time
Reading too many headlines
Cause chances are when a new day comes
You'll just be looking at a thousand more new ones

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from Music Vomit: 2016, track released April 14, 2016

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