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The Talkin' Headline Blues #160

from Music Vomit: 2016 by Andrew Francis

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The Talkin’ Headline Blues is a weekly series of recordings using unedited headlines from CNN.com written as a song. This week’s topic: Presidential STDs.
Read more here: www.musicvomit.net/2016/02/22/presidential-stds-the-talkin-headline-blues-160/

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Why Jeb Bush quit at last
A telescope that can see the past
Meet your invisible roommates
Officers break the rules in baby save
I read it all in just one day

American Muslims on faith and fear
‘This is your worst nightmare’
B-1 bombers pulled from ISIS fight
Where presidential statues go to die
I read it all while one hour flew by

We asked for love stories and got this …
Why drink your beer when you can swim in it?
Snake head found in can of green beans
The link between wigs and STDs
I read it all before one minute was complete

Paradise where no cars allowed
Making a sex doll
‘Weird music’ from far side of moon
Aniston cries during director salute
I read it all before one second was through

Well, 24 hours in a day ain't much
And after 60 minutes an hour's used up
The second hand don't take too long
To tick and tock 'til a minute's gone

So you gotta be sure you ain't a-wasting your time
Reading too many headlines
Cause chances are when a new day comes
You'll just be looking at a thousand more new ones

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from Music Vomit: 2016, track released February 22, 2016

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Andrew Francis is a song-writing folk singer living and performing in the city of Chicago, located in the Midwestern United States.

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